The Ship's Log O' the Festerin' Boil

The Pirate Guys will be on the air in the UK, in an interview with the Ugly Phil Breakfast show on Kerang 105.2, in Birmingham. When - well, that gets a little tricky. We're in Oregon, the Pacific Time Zone. We're eight hours behind England. We're talking to Ugly Phil and his crew at 6 a.m. OUR time, if I understood the message from Cap'n Slappy properly. So that means you should tune in at 2 p.m. in England, which doesn't make sense since Phil's show is on from 6 a.m. to 9 a.m. local time. It's possible, probably even likely, that he's taping us for play later. But I don't know.

You can check out the station and even listen in to the broadcast by visiting the Web site at http://www.kerrangradio.co.uk. So you can try to tune in Tuesday morning around 6 a.m. Oregon time JUST IN CASE we're on live. Otherwise, if it's actually being taped, we'll let you know (if they tell us) when it'll air.

My brain hurts. Math is not my strong suit.